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 James Foster Cornell

 Prospective Certified Public Accountant......at Ocean Beach ....on a "Tiny Tug."
this is me at Ocean Beach, say hi.

 Currently I am a fifth semester student at the University of Connecticut enrolled in the School of Business.  Pursuant of an eventual CPA certification I am an accounting major taking a variety of courses aimed at honing my ability to manipulate financial statements, or so I am told.

Besides my education there are a number of activities that I gravitate towards with great enthusiasm.  

Hobbies and interest Pages



We will begin with boxing.
Ah yes, the great American sport of slapping on two gloves and beating another person in the head until they pass out or resign from the match.  What a great way to lose those heavily saught after brain cells that will never regenerate; ever.  Albeit not the most mentally challenging activity, but nonetheless entertaining.


Getting back to my roots (when I was a very portly young man...ok fine, when I was fat and couldn't box)...I would hold up in my room with a few packs of Twinkees and would read book after book.  It might not have been good for me physique, but reading was a key factor in me being the person I am today.  One of the few things I can be genuinly proud of is when I graduated into sixth grade I was at a college reading level.


Perhaps my most enjoyable hobby is simply hanging out with my friends (and doing really really (I mean really) really dumb things).  Said activities range from dressing as the Easter Bunny for the elementary school then  taking the costume out to the mall and taking pictures with thugs (thugs need bunny-lovin too) to having people sign my body with a black permenant marker.  I was two hundred signatures strong, maybe more.  It was good times, though that one German comic book artist did go a little under the equator...  that's just a sample.  Anyhow, none of these adventures would have been possible without my friends, and to my friends this page is dedicated.




My Resume
homeless



...because I never, ever want to be this guy...









My Links

Across the span of the internet are a plethora of interesting sites, some of which I have listed here...

www.phazestudio.com  This site is the creation of Liesl Dalpe an up and coming illustrator that currently attends UConn.  If you don't  believe me that she has talent then check this out...   That fox is awsome.  Eat that cow fox...eat that cow... (and for your reference this is the picture before it's finished)  The site itself is of pretty plastic (although they're actually resin) ponies she's airbrushed to look real.
foxcow copyright: Liesl Dalpe


The Onion Another interesting website which I visit often.  This site is reminds me of the Daily Show news coverage.




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